Haha.
Well, let's see. I already talk funny (damn central Illinois accent), I'll probably have no fish porn to show, I pray to god I won't have a thing for musicals (but Hillary Clinton can be awful persuasive), and I'm already attracted to really big apples.
So I went with all of the above.
But I do plan on getting drunk one night with Iwan and Richie (from the Outdoorsbest board), so I got that going for me. But I'm a bit scared - a welshman and a new yorker shouldn't be trusted.