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Why men have 2 dogs an
« on: October 16, 2006, 04:14:56 PM »
Subject: Reasons Why Men Have 2 Dogs but Not 2 Wives

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
3. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 4. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
5. A dog's parents never visit.
6. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.
7. Dogs seldom outlive you.
8. Dogs can't talk.
9. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day. 10. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
11. Another man will seldom steal your dog.
12. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
13. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
14. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just
think it's interesting.
15. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.
16. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick-up truck.
17. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus.
And, last but notleast:
18. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

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Re: Why men have 2 dogs an
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2006, 07:14:32 PM »
 ;D
There is not much collective security in a flock of sheep on the way to the butcher.