Won't tell you about the time I flipped a jonboat, or the time I almost hit a ski ramp, or the time Dad and I almost got caught in Hurricane Celia, my sister getting caught in a hydraulic or I especially won't tell you about the times my friends did not survive close calls. But I will tell a somewhat funny one. I was 18 or 19 and apparently somewhat mature for my age as my Dad would allow me to take our boats out without him being there. We had a cabin on a spoil island out of Corpus Christi. Friend of mine and I decided we wanted to go fishing - so we planned a weekend trip. In the meantime, I had heard that a girl from a neighboring town who I was birddogging was going to be coming to a dance hall in my town on Friday night. So I talked my buddy into going to the dance for a while. Hooked up the boat to pickup, and went to the dance. Had a good time, and luckily the girl had to be back home early so at 11:00 we left the dance hall headed for the coast. After a gallon of coffee we got to the ramp about 2:30, launched the boat, and made the trip down the channels on a dark night with no moon. I'd done it a number of times, but this was the first time my buddy had and he was crapping his shorts he was so scared. Got to our dock about 3:30 am. Tied up, but was too tired and didn't really want to mess up the cabin, so we decided to just sleep in the boat. Folded down the seats and as soon as we laid down, we were out. Sometime before daybreak, I was jolted awake, found myself in a heap on the port side, on top of my buddy, with baitboxes, tackleboxes, and ice coolers on top of me, with my head over the gunwale, my nose within inches of the surface of the water. Looked back up to the starboard side and saw that the boat was hanging off the dock by the ropes we had used to tie up to the dock cleats with. Scared the heck out of me. From that scare as well as the fear of running the channel at night, my buddy never went back with me when we had to run the channel at night. Still not completely sure what happened, but something freaky must have happened with barge/tug wakes from opposite directions converging at the exact spot where our boat was. For just a few milliseconds the water level dropped 3+ feet. Lots of cuts and bruises, but on the plus side, no tackle was damaged, and the instantaneous evacuation of my bowels left me with more room, to eat more of the fish we caught the next day!