You don't like spiders, Mike? I had no idea! No wonder you won't fish in my boat!
For those who don't know, I've nicknamed my boat "The Spider Hatch" because every time I go fishing on a sunny day, a million little jumping spiders appear out of nowhere and try to crawl on the back of everybody's neck. I don't know why they like my boat so much - I suspect they wander out of the nearby trees to take shelter under my boat cover.
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