JESUS AND THE DEMOCRAT
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> ( I don't care what party you like, this one's funny!!)
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> A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and
> asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the
> restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"
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> The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give
> Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.
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> The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He
> shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for
>a
> cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that
> Jesus, over there?"
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> The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of
> hot tea, "My treat."
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> The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches.
> He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's
> about gettin' me a cold mug of Miller Light?" He too looked across the
> restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?
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> The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold
> beer. "On my bill," he said loudly.
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> As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him
> and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the
> strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.
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> Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your
> kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening
>up
> and he raised his hands, praised the Lord, and did a series of back flips
> out the door.
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> Then, Jesus walked towards the Democrat, just smiling.
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> The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me ... I'm collecting
> disability."
